I was looking around the web for a specific item Angela needs for dance, and I came across Zombie Jerky. Okay....yeah....I just had to read more. Hey Sassy Cat, I think you need to review this one. LOL. 
From the Web site: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5bc/?cpg=152H&image#tabs
Eat or be eaten.
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky!
Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky.
Well, I guess this would be good to serve at Halloween.....or maybe on one of my Saturday B Movie Nights..... I could have a party, with the tag line: Don't just watch Night of the Living Dead, but Eat Some Too. If anyone decides to try Zombie Jerky, please, please let the rest of us know how it tastes.
From the Web site: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5bc/?cpg=152H&image#tabs
Eat or be eaten.
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky!
Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky.
Well, I guess this would be good to serve at Halloween.....or maybe on one of my Saturday B Movie Nights..... I could have a party, with the tag line: Don't just watch Night of the Living Dead, but Eat Some Too. If anyone decides to try Zombie Jerky, please, please let the rest of us know how it tastes.
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